Kevin Smith Your film will be 52% romantic, 39% comedy, 27% complex plot, and a $ 31 million budget.

Kevin will take your slacker life and turn it into the cult classic it deserves to be --- like Mallrats (just kidding). If you can handle the menacing presence of Jay and Silent Bob all throughout your film, then Kevin is willing to oblige. Basically, he can take the lives of people who don't have much of a life and make it entertaining, so you're in good hands. Go watch your copy of Clerks, now.

My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender: You scored higher than 16% on action-romance You scored higher than 73% on humor You scored higher than 8% on complexity You scored higher than 49% on budget

Link: The Director Who Films Your Life Test written by bingomosquito on OkCupid Free Online Dating, home of the 32-Type Dating Test

My life

I heard from my friend Mandy today, and I guess from my blogs, I sound a little stressed out. And I guess I am. But then again, I'm thinking about this after day 3 of running around. And I'm looking at a month of packing, moving, cleaning, shooting for the website, and prep for a lecture I am giving later this month. And now I'm ready to drink.

Let's move on to boys:

Mike is cute and nice and funny, but quiet. We spent the day at the zoo on Monday and it was fun, but we didn't really talk. We didn't take advantage of the time to really get to know each other, to find out those things that we love or hate so much. And this sorta throws me off, because now I'm getting shy around him and I don't talk as much as I normally do, and he isn't really saying anything to engage me in some conversation. Then I get all worried that he is going to lose interest because I'm not talking so much. But then, that's his loss, because all he needs is some time to really get to know me and see how awesome I am. Right? Luis told me to chill out and take things as they come. Obviously I'm freaking out.